Description

  • Cabaret/Burlesque, Something A Little Different and Food & Drink
  • Tickets from £56.16 - £397.50
  • Balham
  • Over 18
  • Wed, 17th Dec 2025 @ 19:00 - 23:00
  • 19:00 - 23:00

Welcome to “Cabinet Sinistro: Apocalypse” — a night where revelation takes flesh, and the end of days is set to music, ritual, and ruin.


Led by our twisted Impresario, Francis G. Hastly, our Cabinet Sinistro unleashes a procession of misfits, prophets, and unholy visions drawn from the Book of the End. Prepare for live performances that blur the line between sacrament and sin — acts of mischief, blood, and spectral desire — crowned by the infernal sounds of our special guests, UK Black Metal band Suffering.


From the moment you arrive, the rites begin: face-painted into the likeness of the damned thanks to Corpse Paint Life Drawing and welcomed with an initiation ritual with Water of Fire. Then, as the plagues descend, guests shall partake in their Last Supper — a two-course meal, with VIP acolytes blessed (or cursed) with a drink upgrade.

Each seal broken, each act performed, brings you closer to revelation — or annihilation.

On December 17th, The Bedford becomes a cathedral of chaos. One night only. One lineup never to be repeated again.

This is not revelation.
This is desecration.
The ground will split beneath The Bedford Pub and every shadow will sing.
Step inside, sinner — the end is already here.

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All are welcome to step into the shadows of this eccentric gathering, where embracing an open mind is the sole prerequisite for exploring the delicious aberrance of the night.

Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/cabinetsinistro/

@cabinetsinistro


*we might use strobe light and a smoke machine

*trigger warnings will be given, then pulled

*free entry for inner demons

Offers

Promotions

Tickets/Times

Ticket Event time Cost
Last Supper (General admission)

Two-course meal * (see menu). + Cabaret show + live music by special guest, Black Metal band, Suffering.

Initiation with Water of Fire

*drinks not included
** seat not reserved

19:00 - 23:00 £56.16
Last Supper (VIP)

Two-course meal * (see menu). + Cabaret show + live music by special guest, black metal band Suffering.

Initiation with Water of Fire.

Reserved seats.

Corpse paint face paint at arrival

*Necromancer cocktail included (x 1)

19:00 - 23:00 £66.96
The Fallen Two (Ticket for 2)

Two-course meal * (see menu). + Cabaret show + live music by special guest, black metal band Suffering.

Corpse paint face paint at arrival

Initiation with Water of Fire

Reserved seat (closer to the stage)

*Necromancer cocktail included (one each)

19:00 - 23:00 £127.20
The Infernal Quartet (Table of 4)

Two-course meal * (see menu). + Cabaret show + live music by special guest, black metal band Suffering.

Corpse paint face paint at arrival
Initiation with Water of Fire

Reserved seat (closer to the stage)

*Necromancer cocktail included (one each)

19:00 - 23:00 £265.00
The Sixth Seal (Table of 6)

Two-course meal * (see menu). + Cabaret show + live music by special guest, black metal band Suffering.

Corpse paint face paint at arrival

Initiation with Water of Fire

Reserved seat (closer to the stage)

*Necromancer cocktail included (one each)

19:00 - 23:00 £397.50

Location

Address

77 Bedford Hill, SW12 9HD

Area

Balham

Nearest Station

Balham (Tube)

Menus

Organiser

Cabinet Sinistro
Welcome to "Cabinet Sinistro," an evening of mystery and macabre, inspired by the darkest recesses of human imagination.. Step into the night, as eerie melodies and spine-chilling acts unfold, weaving a tapestry of intrigue and suspense. The enigmatic allure of the club beckons both seasoned aficionados and newcomers alike, inviting them to explore new realms and aesthetics. All are welcome to step into the shadows of this eccentric gathering, where embracing an open mind is the sole prerequisite for exploring the delicious aberrance of the night. Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/cabinetsinistro/ @cabinetsinistro

Venue

The Bedford

The Bedford in Balham was built in 1931 and following a multi-million-pound refurbishment reopened in 2018. One of the best venues for live music, comedy and wrestling in the city.  A fresh seasonal menu will fuel you for an evening of dancing. Some of the hottest new music acts fill the club room…

T&Cs

1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. The host may sacrifice you to the gods of hell to stop the Apocalypse. You should really read the T&C, mate.
7. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
8. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
9. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
10. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
11. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
12. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
13. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.

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  • Written by Maksim

    Rating: 5

    Every time I book and come to the show, it exceeds my expectations. There is always something new/weird/unique. I will recommend this show to everyone to visit at least once, or ideally every single time, as the performance blows my mind every time. I was called from the audience to be a part of the show, which was amazing, as I could not only be a spectator, but also be part of the show for everyone to enjoy. There is also a bar inside, so you don't have to go outside for a pint. 10/10 would book again for all future shows.
  • Written by Jamie

    Rating: 5

    VERIFIED

    Visited 1 month ago
    Production value is incredible. Francis and Elena have great attention to detail - always creating a welcoming atmosphere for all of us weirdos - right down to snacks and keepsakes on offer. The Bedford is a great venue for a night of entertainment. Loved all of the acts - seeing Elena as a deadly seductive spider and hearing Francis' singing and metal vocals! Can't wait for the next one!
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