The Bedford in Balham was built in 1931 and following a multi-million-pound refurbishment reopened in 2018. One of the best venues for live music, comedy and wrestling in the city. A fresh seasonal menu will fuel you for an evening of dancing. Some of the hottest new music acts fill the club room…
Description
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Cabaret/Burlesque, Theatre/Arts and Date Night
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Tickets from £15.40 - £19.80
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Balham
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Over 18
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Thursday 12th March 2026
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19:00 - 23:00
Wasteland is a post-apocalyptic night set in a world where all systems have failed.
Led by our ever-unreliable Impresario, Francis G. Hastly, Cabinet Sinistro presents a procession of performers drawn from a ruined medical world: medics, patients, survivors and symptoms, all circling the same question: What happens when the world ends?
Expect live performances spanning dark cabaret, drag, burlesque and sideshow, blurring the line between treatment and theatre. Bodies are examined, repaired, exposed and repurposed. Protocols break down. Improvisation takes over.
From the moment you arrive, the environment shifts. Guests are
welcomed into a contaminated zone - a space part field hospital,
part wasteland, where nothing feels entirely
safe.
There
is no linear story and no promised cure.
This
is not recovery, this is change.
For
one night only,
The Bedford
becomes a place you weren’t meant to enter — and won’t leave
unchanged.
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All are welcome to step into the shadows of this eccentric gathering, where embracing an open mind is the sole prerequisite for exploring the delicious aberrance of the night.
Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/cabinetsinistro/
@cabinetsinistro
*we might use strobe light and a smoke machine
*trigger warnings will be given, then pulled
*free entry for inner demons
Offers
Promotions
Tickets/Times
| Ticket | Event time | Cost |
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(Early bird) VIP seats
Reserved seat and Brain Hemorrhage shot at arrival
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19:00 - 23:00 | £19.80 |
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(Early bird) General admission
Unassigned seats until available, first come first seated. |
19:00 - 23:00 | £17.60 |
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Pay it forward 🎁
Gift someone else a scare. Be the hero in their movie, we got the villains covered! The cost of living is so real we all need a little fiction. |
19:00 - 23:00 | £15.40 |
Location
Address
77 Bedford Hill, SW12 9HD
Area
Balham
Nearest Station
Balham (Tube)
Menus
Organiser
Cabinet Sinistro
Welcome to "Cabinet Sinistro," an evening of mystery and macabre, inspired by the darkest recesses of human imagination.. Step into the night, as eerie melodies and spine-chilling acts unfold, weaving a tapestry of intrigue and suspense.
The enigmatic allure of the club beckons both seasoned aficionados and newcomers alike, inviting them to explore new realms and aesthetics.
All are welcome to step into the shadows of this eccentric gathering, where embracing an open mind is the sole prerequisite for exploring the delicious aberrance of the night.
Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/cabinetsinistro/
@cabinetsinistro
Venue
T&Cs
1. The ticket holder voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the event for which the ticket is issued, whether occurring prior, during or after the event. The ticket holder voluntarily agrees that the management, venue, event participants, DesignMyNight WFL Media Ltd and all of their respective agents, officers, directors, owners and employers are expressly released by the ticket holder from any claims arising from such causes.
2. Tickets are issued subject to the rules and regulations of the venue.
3. Please check your tickets, as mistakes cannot always be rectified.
4. Occasionally, events are cancelled or postponed by the promoter, team, performer or venue for a variety of reasons. If the event is cancelled, please contact us for information on receiving a refund from the responsible party. If the event was moved or rescheduled, the venue or promoter may set refund limitations. It is your responsibility to ascertain the date and time of any rearranged event.
5. The venue reserves the right to refuse admission and may on occasion have to conduct security searches to ensure the safety of the patrons.
6. Every effort to admit latecomers will be made at a suitable break in the event, but admission cannot always be guaranteed.
7. We regret that tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded after purchase.
8. Tickets are sold subject to the venue or promoter's right to alter or vary the programme due to events or circumstances beyond its control without being obliged to refund monies or exchange tickets.
9. If this ticket is re-sold or transferred for profit or commercial gain by anyone other than the promoter, venue management, DesignMyNight or one of their authorised sub-agents, it will become voidable and the holder may be
refused entry to or ejected from the venue.
10. The venue may operate a No Smoking Policy.
11. The promoter, venue management and DesignMyNight accept no responsibility for any personal property.
12. The event listed on the purchased ticket is strictly for ticket holders who are over 18 years of age. Identification may be required.
13. You pledge your soul in the name of Satan.
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